A New Years Eve Memory

Really and truly, I am not a fan of New Years Eve. I do not party. I do not dance. I do not drink. I do sleep... I like to sleep. So I plan to herald in 2017 with some hearty snoring! However... I do remember one New Year's Eve.

I could be off on the year but it was somewhere in the vicinity of 1978 and New Year's Eve was an old blue cold night. There was a little skiff of snow on and the temperature was hovering around in the single digits. It was a good night to sit inside, sip coffee and placidly watch the New Year come in.

Wrong! Somewhere around 10 PM, we decided this was entirely too tame!

First, I guess I need to explain who the "we" was. It was myself and my brother, Ralph and our pastor's two boys (who were about our ages), Gary Parks (my age) and Bill Parks (Ralph's age). And second, "we" finally decided that the best way to celebrate was to go varmint hunting.

For those not familiar with the term, let me briefly explain "varmint hunting". A varmint (in the Ozark sense of the word) is a wild animal that destroys helpless domestic or wild animals such as chickens, sheep, fawns, baby turkeys etc. Coyotes, Foxes, Bobcats and Panthers fall into the "varmint" category. Our mode of hunting varmints was pretty simple. Get situated in an area (after dark) where varmints are suspected of being. Start "calling" them with a varmint call that sounds like a dying rabbit. Every few minutes, shine a red-shaded flashlight around to see if there are any "eyes" visible. If not, shut the light off and keep calling. If eyes are seen, a split second decision is made as to what type of animal the eyes belong to and the person with the rifle tries to shoot the varmint between the eyes or pass because it is not a desirable target such as a rabbit or a deer.

A little explanation and edification: If you want to hear what a dying rabbit sounds like just click here. The call that we used way back then was a wooden mouth call that you blew into and made the dying rabbit sound.

The flashlight with a red lens wouldn't spook the varmints like a bright white light would. And let me also explain that this mode of hunting was highly illegal.....

We loaded up in one of the trucks, either Bill's or Ralph's, I disremember, and headed east down 160 highway toward Oregon County. We crossed over the county line and turned off north on JJ highway. When the highway curved to the west, we turned off east on a dirt trail and headed into the "Big Woods". This was also known as the "East Woods" and was a large tract of wild timber land that stretched from JJ highway east, almost to Thomasville.

We drove for a couple of miles on the trail until we dropped off into Mount Prairie Hollow. When we got to the bottom of the hollow, we shut off the truck and got ready to call up some varmints. This involved all of us climbing into the back of the truck, designating the "shooter", the "caller" and the "flashlight holder". After this was all settled, we got down to the business of "varmint hunting".

We called for a minute or so and then shined the light around for a minute or so. This was repeated several times until... a pair of ghostly white eyes appeared in the beam of light! The whispered consensus was that it was a fox and take a shot! But alas... before a sight could be put between the eyes and the trigger pulled, the eyes disappeared!

We were encouraged by this close "call" and kept on calling. A little while later, another set of eyes appeared and again it was determined they were fox eyes. This time, they stayed in place until the rifle was sighted and the shot was made. But the eyes stayed in place... Oops! When another shot was taken the eyes disappeared. We waited, listened and looked but it appeared that a kill had been made. We piled out of the truck and went to where the fox eyes had shone from and... found nothing. No blood. No hair. Nothing to indicate we had even got close to old foxey!

By this time, We were cold, tired and sleepy, and had lost all interest in varmint hunting so we loaded up and headed home. And besides... it was already January the 1st and we had to celebrate Bill's Birthday!

The Battle Of 3rd Street

Fort: A fortified building or strategic position

Snow Fort: An open-topped temporary structure made of snow walls that is usually used for recreational purposes. Snow forts are usually built by children as a playground game or winter pastime and are used as defensive structures in snowball fights.

A Typical Snow Fort

In the early spring of 1976, we moved from the Farley Place to a house on the south side of 3rd Street in West Plains. During that summer, Dad sold that house and bought the house across the street. So... we just picked up everything and carried it across the street to our new home!

We passed on into autumn and then winter. The winter of 76-77 will be long remembered by all of the school kids in Howell County. We came back to school from Christmas break and "The Blizzard Of 77" hit the Ozarks!

The snow accumulated to about twelve to sixteen inches and then it started snowing-sleeting-raining which piled another three to four inches on top of the snow! And then... It got cold. Not your average "cold for a day or two then warm up" kind of cold. It was bitter, blue cold that lingered for weeks. As a matter of fact, we broke the cold record with a sixteen degrees below zero reading!

During this time off school, my brother Ralph, the neighbor boy, Bobby and myself, helped Dad in his "Moving and Storage" business. When we weren't working, we shoveled driveways and sidewalks for "walking around money", went sledding on the various streets and alleys on the west side of town... and built snow forts.

There is just something about snow that brings out the artist and architect in all of us. Whether it's a snowman or a snow fort, we have a wonderful image in our mind of how the finished creation will look. It usually falls way south of the picture in our mind.

Our snow fort was in the front yard, as close to the street as we could get it. 3rd Street, at this time, had no curb or guttering and our yard was separated from the street by a ditch. The yard was a little lower than street level so the "enemy" in the street had somewhat of an advantage of being on high ground to fire into our fort.

There were a few skirmishes with neighbor kids from 2nd Street but they usually turned tail and ran. I will admit that a few "armored" vehicles that wandered down our dead-end street were fired upon from "Fort Riggs"... However, no permanent damage was done except we learned a few new cuss words!

One day, it was as if the "gods of war" dropped the perfect situation right into our laps.

The snowplow never came down our street. It was a residential, Dead-End" street and was not on anyone's high priority list. They did, however, occasionally spread gravel and salt on the packed snow. Even then, we didn't rate a truck with a mechanical "spreader" on the back. Nope... we had "Frank and Ernest" in the back of a little dump truck, with shovels, spreading the gravel and salt mix by hand.

Of course, the dump truck had to move very slowly to allow Frank & Ernest (F&E) to shovel and not lose their balance. A sloooow moving target... Just what we needed!

We plastered them! We were scooping up snow, making snowballs and throwing them like a machine gun. Well... maybe not that fast but F&E were taking a lot of incoming fire! They were dodging and ducking and trying to shovel all at the same time. We left the snow fort and ran down the yard, firing until they were out of range.

We pulled back to the fort and counted coup on the enemy... While "Coup Counting", we suddenly realized that the "Battle Of 3rd Street" was not over...

As I said, 3rd Street was a dead-end street. The dump truck with F&E in the back went down the street to the west... They would have to turn around and come BACK the way they went... Right past our snow fort!

We immediately went into a snowball making frenzy! We piled up mounds of snowballs behind our snow fort! We worked on resupply of munitions until we heard the dump truck coming back. And then we hunkered down behind the bulwarks of our snow fort and waited....

We were peeking over the top of our fort wall when the dump truck topped the hill by the Camden's house. It came slowly down the little grade past the Charles' house... And then it was almost in front of our house!

We jumped up with snowballs in hand, ready to massacre F&E!.... But F&E were not in the back of the dump truck. We quickly checked out the cab... They weren't there either. We just stood there, behind our snow fort, dumbfounded. Our battle plan had gone awry...

Did I just say F&E were not in the back of the dump truck? I need to rephrase that. We THOUGHT they weren't in the back of the dump truck!

When the dump truck was directly in front of our snow fort, it came to a sudden (and ominous) stop. Then Frank and Ernest stood up in the back of the truck... with snowballs in hand... We had wondered why it took them so long to turn around at the end of the street...

OH GLORY BE! They let us have it! They CLOBBERED us! Frank and Ernest were throwing snowballs so hard and fast that we didn't have a chance. F&E were men... Tough, laboring men with working men's muscles... Not really a match for some young teenagers!

So... we did what any sensible person would do in this situation. We abandoned the fort and performed an orderly retreat, firing as we withdrew... Actually, we turned and ran like scared squirrels!

To their credit, F&E didn't get out of the back of the truck and pursue us. It would have been a massacre if they had. They drove off, standing proud in the bed of an old dump truck, Victors of "The Battle Of 3rd Street!"

Christmas In Crider

The older I get, the more I appreciate family. And as our family grows, it gets more difficult to schedule the Christmas gatherings. This makes me have a greater appreciation for my parents, that made sure we spent holidays with the family.

Christmas Eve was always spent at my Dad's parent's house, Momo and Popo Riggs. Then the next morning, on Christmas Day, we packed up and traveled to Joel and Parzettie Fox's house.

Grandma and Grandpa Fox were my Mom's parents and they lived in Crider, Missouri. There are a couple of ways to get to Crider but the route we traveled most was like alphabet soup. After we traveled from our farm at county line to West Plains, we crossed town to K Highway and traveled west to the KK Highway turnoff. Then we drove northwesterly to AD Highway. Crider was exactly three-quarters of a mile north from the intersection of KK and AD.

The other way had almost as many letters. Highway CC west to AD and south to Crider!

From Crider, you traveled east on a dirt road a half-a-mile to Grandma and Grandpa's house on the north side of the road. The house was square, with dividing walls inside the shape of a "+" that divided it into four rooms, all the exact same size. There was a porch built onto the back and an "extra bedroom" attached to that by a walkway. Out front, next to the road, by the mailbox, was a parking area. There was a wooden yard gate and a concrete sidewalk leading up to the wide front porch. And of course, the old dog, "Perp", was there to greet us with a grin. (The only dog I ever knew that could grin!)

Usually, we were the only family there for Christmas dinner. Mom was the youngest sibling, I was the next to youngest grandchild, so all the other Fox children were celebrating with their families. There was usually a little bit of time for playing and exploring before dinner but it didn't take long for the table to be spread.

Aunt Mary Fox was always there to do what she could to prepare for the meal. People today would say that Aunt Mary was "intellectually disabled". We always used the term "mentally retarded", which I guess now-a-days is a no-no. When Aunt Mary was around two years old, she had the measles and a very high fever which affected her brain. She would talk, but not real intelligently. Her motor skills were fine so she could clean, dust, wash dishes, and sweep...Boy Howdy could she sweep and rake leaves!!

Grandpa Fox would be sitting in his old covered rocker, wearing his Key brand, hickory-striped overalls and usually smoking a cigarette (not a ready-roll but a Prince Albert roll-your-own). Grandpa was born in 1893 so by the time I came along, he was older and getting feeble.

Parzettie Rosanna Callahan Fox (Grandma) would be finishing up the meal preparations. I don't remember a whole lot about her meal preparation but there is something curious that Tami always mentions when she sees pictures of our dinner tables. The drinks are already poured... I really don't know why this is mentionable but I guess some families wait until they sit down to eat to pour the drinks!

Aunt Mary in front. From L to R, Grandpa Joel Fox, Aunt Freda (Fox) Cook, Patty (Cook) Goss, My Mom, Helen (Fox) Riggs, Grandma Parzettie Fox, Kenny Cook, Ray Riggs, Fred Cook, Bobby Cook and Ralph Riggs. I assume that my Dad, Leamon Riggs is taking the picture.

The Christmas meal was usually ham, although I have seen some turkey meals in some pictures. All the usual trimmings went with the meal; mashed potatoes, ham gravy, green beans, corn, sweet potatoes and homemade rolls. And the drinks... Coffee for some and for the rest, Parzette's Sweet Tea. And Brother let me tell you, it was SWEET tea! She made it with Lipton instant and it was almost syrup!

After dinner the women would clean up, the men would move to the living room and us kids would hightail it for the back yard. There was no end of places to explore. The old garage, the barn, the smokehouse, the shower house, the chicken house... even the outhouse held a certain intrigue.

Grandma Fox never had a large tree in my memory. It was always a tiny tree, setting on the television or on an end table with a few little gifts around it. We would get gifts for Aunt Mary but I really don't remember getting gifts for Grandma and Grandpa. We didn't receive gifts from them either but I can understand. It would break the bank buying even a small gift for the whole Joel Fox clan!

Aunt Mary by her little Christmas Tree

When it began to get late afternoon, we would get tired of the outside and wander in to listen to the men talk. Although we were usually the only family there for dinner, in the afternoon some of the Aunts and Uncles would show up. I would sit and listen to the stories that Grandpa, Dad and the Uncles would tell and I would give a "Purty Penny" to be able to recall some of those stories. Stories told in that whimsical, quaint, backwoodsy way that was humorous and captivating.

And of course, there was the television... We didn't have a television in our home (still don't) so it was a great attraction for me. Dad would usually watch football. But every now and then... we would watch the Christmas specials that were broadcast on KY3! Most of these Christmas programs are just a faint memory. But I do distinctly remember watching "A Child's Christmas In Wales."

It would finally come time to leave and we would pack up, say our goodbyes and head back east to the farm house.

Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus

In September of 1897, an eight-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon posed this question to the editor of The Sun, a popular New York newspaper of that day;

"DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.' Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?"

The reply was an un-signed editorial by veteran newsman, Francis Pharcellus Church. It began with the sentence, "VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong." And then Mr. Church gives the assurance "Yes VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus." What followed was to become history's most reprinted newspaper editorial.

Obviously, if Virginia had lived in December 2016 and traveled through Vienna, Missouri, she would not have been the hardened skeptic that she was...

The photograph above shows just a few of the Santas that were in view as I traveled north on U.S. Route 63 a few days ago. When I traveled back through in the late afternoon... There were even MORE Santas and more being set up as I drove past!

I'm not sure about New York City but Santa Claus is alive and well in the Heartland!

The photographs below are from 2010 with a skiff of snow on to enhance the "Christmasy" effect.

For The Record: It doesn't distress me that children believe in Santa Claus. Many children have "real" things adversely affecting their lives, so believing in a Jolly Old Elf certainly can't be all That bad.

Here is the editorial from THE SUN

Christmas In The North Room

Christmas in the "North Room" in 1956. Grandma Juanita Bean is to the far right, grinning at the camera. Grandpa (Joe Bean) is in the very front, looking away from the camera. We know this is 1956 because Juanita is expecting Michael Bean who was born in March, 1957. Grandpa Tommy Driscoll is back far left in the checked shirt and overalls.

My Mother-in-law, Juanita (Driscoll) Bean, comes over to our house nearly every night and we have a cup of coffee together. She always says "You Make The Best Coffee I Ever Tasted!" so I guess I pass muster as a good son-in-law!

When Grandma (that's what I call her) came over tonight, I decided to probe back in her memory about Christmas when she was a little girl. She was born in September of 1934 so almost four score years have passed since these memories took place. I'll just write this as if I'm asking the question and try to give her reply in narrative as best I can.

Ray - Did you have a Christmas Tree when you were growing up?

Grandma - Oh Yes! We would go down to the "Cupper 40" (I believe this is Cooper but she sounds the O as a U) and cut us one. We didn't have any Christmas trees on our place so we had to go south to the Cupper 40 to get one. Daddy (Grandpa Tommy Driscoll) wouldn't let us use the truck to haul it so we just had to drag it home I guess. We had to be careful not to tear all the limbs off of it! (laughs) Sometimes we would get one from the woods west of the house. As we were walking to school at Center School, we would keep a watch out for a good Christmas tree. Mom (Grandma Annie Driscoll) always put the tree up a couple of weeks before Christmas.

Ray - Where in the house would Grandma Driscoll put the tree?

Grandma - Well... (thinking) She would put it in the Front Room. That's what we called the North Room. It was bigger than the South Room and she put the tree in there so there would be room for everybody. Now I do remember Mom switching the rooms and using the North Room for the bedroom and the South Room for the Front Room. When the Christmas tree was in the North Room, Mom put it in front of the double windows on the north wall. (I never found out where the tree was put up in the South Room) Now in later years, Mom and Dad used the South Room as their bedroom and closed off the North Room. (Ray - Did they put the tree up in the bedroom???) No. They put the tree up in the kitchen. They would put it up in the northwest corner of the kitchen, beside the door that went out to the north porch. (If you are confused right now, don't feel alone. We had to draw a map of the house to figure out the North Room, South Room, Kitchen, Was the Bedroom in the South Room or the North Room... Whew!)

Ray - How was the Christmas tree decorated?

Grandma - Mom had some ropes, at least they looked like ropes that were about "that" big around (she measured about three/quarters of an inch with her thumb and forefinger). They were green and red and had kinda like balls on them. She had icicles and the big glass balls. In later years, she got some lights to put on the tree!

Ray - What did Grandma Driscoll put on top of the tree?

Grandma - A star.

Ray - Did you celebrate Christmas at Center School?

Grandma - Oh Yes! We would have a Christmas Play and I think we would have a big meal. We would draw names by grade to exchange gifts. Santa Claus would come to school and hand out all the gifts under the tree. (Ray - Who was Santa Claus? Grandma thought long and hard on this one) I think it was one of the Chestnuts. They lived out there by us. It was the Daddy I think.

Ray - Did you hang up your stockings?

Grandma - Yes we did. Sometimes Daddy would get oranges and apples and those nuts... (Ray - Like pecans... mixed nuts) Yes. The ones you have to crack. They would be in our stockings.

Ray - What is the first Christmas gift that you remember getting.

Grandma - Hmmmmm.... (thinking) It was a dress.

Ray - How old were you?

Grandma - About six years old.

Ray - What color was the dress?

Grandma - (With a little smile... remembering) It was lavender, with little white (polka) dots. Mom made it for me and it had sleeves and was gathered at the waist. It was pretty!

END

Just a few thoughts of my own...

People are so smug and uppity today because they have a Christmas tree in their bedroom... or in their bathroom... or in their dining room. Well Whooptedoo... Grandma Driscoll was way ahead of her time with a Christmas tree in her Kitchen!

What is the first Christmas gift you can remember getting? Could you remember it as vividly as Grandma Bean? The look in her eye was as if she was looking at the dress and describing it.

Grandma Bean is 82 years old. I think it is remarkable for her to be able to recall these events in such detail. I can't speak to the accuracy of all her memories, but I just wanted to record "Her" Christmas Memories...

The Driscoll Christmas Tree in the North Room. (And for all the Driscolls to enjoy - an exceptionally good picture of DeDe in the front right!!!

Update: December 10, 2016

I got to visit with Uncle Jim (Lloyd) Driscoll today about Grandma's recollections. Jim is a couple of years older than Grandma and is her youngest brother. I asked Uncle Jim what he remembered about the tree.

Uncle Jim: I don't ever remember the tree being in the kitchen. Sometime down in October, Mom (Grandma Driscoll) would tell me, "You be on the lookout for a Christmas tree. A few weeks before Christmas, Mom would say "Jim, go get the tree." I would go down to the Cooper 40 (Uncle Jim pronounced it like Grandma. Cupper 40) and cut the tree and drag it all the way home. It's a wonder it had any limbs left on it! Sometimes I couldn't find a whole tree that was good enough so I would just cut the top out of a bigger tree! (laughs).

END

Uncle Jim had this picture of his Mom and Dad, Tommy and Annie Driscoll sitting in front of the Christmas tree in the North Room. You can see the "ropes" and icicles that Grandma mentioned and I believe you can faintly see some glass balls on the tree. This picture was taken in 1947 so Tommy was 52 years old and Annie was 48 years old.

The Christmas Story (From the Book of Lucas)

Baby Jesus was lying in the manger, in the stable, with Mary and Joseph watching over Him. The Shepherds had come to see the Savior and had already gone back to their flocks, rejoicing and praising God. The Wise Men had followed the star and were still at the manger with their gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh....

When all of a sudden, this bear shows up! He has a deep voice and is singing about this being "The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!"

This is scary for Baby Jesus... So Joseph decides Mr. Singing Bear has to go.

It isn't long until there is "Danger at the Manger!" An Iguanodon Dinosaur suddenly appears in the town of Bethlehem! It seems very likely that the Christ Child is about to be devoured!!!!

But thankfully, Mr. Iguano chooses to make a meal of one of the Magi...

Luckily, The Wise Man escapes... And decides to quit the astronomy business and become a paleontologist!

My First Deer

This should be a short story. The reason being; My first deer kill was not all that dramatic and awe-inspiring. And... it was illegal. *I am sure hoping the statute of limitations has run out for this foray into delinquency...

I'm guessing (from the picture above) that it was the 1978 deer season and I would have been 14 years old. I also know that it was not opening morning since I am in my school clothes. If I were guessing (and I am) it was in the middle of the week of season.

On mornings that I had to go to school, Dad would drive the backroads and "Road Hunt". If you aren't familiar with this highly technical term, let me bring you up to speed. When there is enough light in the morning (or light left in the evening) to see, you drive the old dirt roads, slowwwwwly, and watch for deer in the woods or fields.

*And since hunting from a vehicle and from a public roadway was against the law... The real secret to a successful "Road Hunt" was knowing what the game warden's vehicle looked like...

This particular morning, we had "made a circle east" past county line and were working our way back west into Howell County and eventually onto 160 Highway for the trip to the Jr. High to drop me off. I was dressed for school and was pretty bummed out that I couldn't skip school and hunt.

We came west across the Howell-Oregon county line at Uncle Ellis's "80" and continued on past Roy Merritt's place. We went through the cross road, on past Dave Ryan's house and finally came to the big hill where the road went around the sink hole. This is where the "Old Bob Thompson Place" started, and since we hunted there, we knew there was a real possibility of seeing deer. Dad drove real slow, down the hill past the field on the north, up the hill, around the curve and we were just about to go down the hill to Droop Harris's land, when I started whispering "Stop! Stop, Dad! Stop!!!"

My window was down and I had been watching with hawk-eyes for any sign of the elusive whitetail. Anybody that has "Road Hunted" knows that in timber, unless the deer moves, you will pert-neart never see him. As we rounded the curve and started down the hill I saw a deer move in the timber, up the hill, on the road bank.

A couple of things happened in that split second after I whispered for Dad to stop. First, he braked so hard that we slid for a few feet down the road, which put us Past the deer. And second, I saw that the deer was a buck and that it only had one horn... And it was standing stock still, in perfect position for a shot.

Some sort of instinct must have kicked in at that moment. I threw my 30-30 Winchester to my shoulder, took aim and squeezed the trigger! It was later that I realized that I was shooting uphill, from a very awkward position and Left-Handed! I should have missed... But I didn't!

The little buck ran down the road bank and across the road behind our truck. His head was down, his tail clamped to his rear end as he crossed and Dad said "You hit him good!" He pulled the truck to the side of the road and we got out to trail him.

We found him about fifty yards down a ridge top, dead as a hammer!

Since I was in my school clothes, I was spared the requirement of gutting my first deer kill. However, Dad left me with the arduous task of dragging the deer back up the ridge to the truck!

This was before the days of Tele-check so we took ole "Lop Horn" to the check station on Preacher Roe Boulevard and got "legally" checked in. Then we drove back home to show Mom and get him strung up to cool.

When the deer was tied up and I was cleaned up, Dad took me on to school... With my very own "Deer Story" to tell!

*In the spirit of full disclosure, let me say that I do not condone illegal hunting activity such as I have described here. For any outdoor activities I now undertake to enjoy, I strive to stay well within the bounds of legality. It is much more enjoyable to hunt and fish without having to "look over your shoulder" all the time.

A Day To Give Thanks

Plymouth Rock

As with Christmas, let us not forget the reason for the day. Most of us focus on the three "F's"; Family, Food, and Football, when we celebrate Thanksgiving.

But sometimes, we tend to forget that there is a fourth "F" that needs to be recognized above the other three.

It is our "Heavenly Father" that has given all of the blessings that we have enjoyed throughout the year. And whether we will acknowledge it or not, He is the one that should be thanked for all the blessings we enjoy.

And there is another "F" that should be considered. It is our "Forefathers". The Pilgrims. The 102 men, women and children that wanted nothing more than to escape from certain oppressions and have freedom to worship God, without interference of governments.

So Today, I Recommend:

"Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ" Ephesians 5:20

*The pictures are from our 2011 Anniversary Trip to New England

The MayFlower II

The Ozarks Deer Hunt - A Curious Rite Of Passage

From My Stand - Opening Morning - 2016 Deer Season

In the Ozarks, a young man's (or lady's) passage into acceptance as an equal, usually is the traditional firearms deer hunt. When you have spent your first morning, ALONE, in the dark woods, shivering (although you had more clothing insulation than a polar bear), and hearing noises that could only be the hoofsteps of a thirty-point buck or... BigFoot!; then you can stand with the rest of the grownups and recount your experience (whether deer blood was spilt or not).

The November Deer Hunt is the honeysuckle vine that grows in almost every Ozark Family Tree. When schools have to dismiss during deer season because so many kids are going deer hunting... It's serious! If you think about, Is the November Ozark greeting a "Hello!" or "Howdy!" or even "How's it Goin'?" Nope... It is the time honored "Git chee a deer?"

Now when I was growing up, there weren't no Youth Season. And, if I remember correctly, it lasted from Saturday to Sunday. Eight days instead of our present ten days.

Also, there weren't no Hunter Safety Course requirements. For the Riggs boys, it wasn't necessary. We had LRCAIOMAYIDDD... the "Leamon Riggs, Comprehensive, All Inclusive, One Mistake And You're In Deep DooDoo" hunting and firearm safety course!

I distinctly remember those first early mornings going out to the deer woods. While I was enrolled in the LRCAIOMAYIDDD, I sat with Dad and he "showed me the ropes". He (almost) always hunted from the ground. (I say "almost" because there was that one time....) We would arrive at the selected spot in the dark and pick out a nice big tree to back up against. He would instruct me to clear an area where we were going to sit so we wouldn't be rustling around in the leaves and scaring off all the deer. We would dig out little depressions for our heineys... OK...we would dig out big depressions for our heineys, sit in them and then get up and dig out any protruding rocks that could make sitting even more uncomfortable. After Dad got all settled in, he would jack a shell into his trusty, gold-trigger, 30-30 Marlin and we were set for the next couple of hours.

The season finally came when Dad deemed my training to be complete enough for me to "go solo". The step from a protègè to pursuer, from sidekick to slayer, from apostle to assassin... Well...You get the picture!

I got up way before daylight that morning to begin the process of dressing. I would start layering on the clothes. Insulated underwear, thick socks, blue jeans, flannel shirt, another flannel shirt, a winter coat, insulated coveralls... And then I had to put my boots on. By then, I had so many layers on, I couldn't bend down and Pull my boots on, let alone tie them! This was very frustrating... I remember my dear sweet Mother coming into the bedroom and helping me with my boots... And by the time we were finished, she was chuckling, cackling and even out-right laughing at my predicament! I wasn't amused...

Dad, Ralph, and I loaded up in the old 1976 white Ford truck and headed east to Roy Merritt's place, just west of the Howell-Oregon county line. We turned off 160 Highway at Rountree Corner and drove north to the cross road. Then, we went east from the cross road to the trail that led north to the old Forest Dell School. We parked the truck on the county road, piled out and gathered up all our equipment... Which (unlike today) consisted of gloves, orange hat and vest and our rifles.

Ralph took off walking to his stand farther east across another county road and Dad and I started walking north toward the old schoolhouse. It was still awhile before daylight so even though there was some light from the east, the woods were dark and kinda spooky as we soft-footed along to our stands. We passed up the old Forest Dell school building, which was dilapidated and actually just creepy looking in the half-light. The trail kept going past the schoolhouse and when we had walked a few hundred feet farther, Dad said "This looks pretty good".  He pointed out a big tree, right beside the trail and told me "I'd set right there." He informed me that he was going on to his stand, he would be back in a couple of hours, if I shot one, just sit tight, and be watching and listening for him when he came back. And he walked off with his slow, easy walk.

I cleaned out beneath the tree, fixed a place for my Gluteus Maximus, thumbed some slugs into Dad's old double-barrel shotgun and settled down to wait for "The Big One".

For those of you that have been there; How do you describe those first few minutes of darkness, quietness, and complete aloneness? After a few minutes, your ears start adjusting to the "quiet" and then things get loud. There is probably some nitwit poet that has described the woods as "quiet" or "silent" or "hushed" or "still". It ain't so!! Leaves rustle (for no apparent reason), twigs or leaves fall from trees and sound like a sack of potatoes hitting the ground, the footsteps of three-hundred pound squirrels are heard everywhere, cows bawling in the distance and sometimes a old donkey braying his thanks to the morning. And then there are the birds... Blue Jays, Juncos, Tufted Titmouses, Woodpeckers, Flickers, Pileated Woodpeckers, all with their own distinct calls and sounds. The Crows deserve a sentence all to themselves...It is no wonder that Noah got rid of the one on the Ark! He couldn't stand the noise another second! And then, a whole flock of sparrows will fly over at mach speed - they are making no bird sounds but the best way to describe it is the wing-noise of 150 miniature jets, flying over you at 500 MPH! The woods may be "Lovely, Dark, and Deep" but they are not Quiet!

And then the day starts to break... Now, you can't really describe those first shafts of sunlight, coming over the horizon as romantic (Cause by then you're freezing and scared spitless, For Crying Out Loud!) but they are... elegant, graceful, and even pulchritudinous.

Dad had trained me well to be listening, watching and making no sudden moves. I watched in what I call "Cow Fashion." Have you ever watched a cow, watching you walk or drive across a field. They follow you with their eyes, without turning their heads, until you go out of their range of view. Then they turn their heads to look directly at you and start the process again. And I listened... Did you know if you listen hard enough, you can hear the Ghost Deer walking in the leaves? At least that's how it seemed to me. I would hear a deer walking up behind me. I was positive of it. So positive in fact, that I began shivering and shaking with the "Buck Aggers"... Only to be disappointed by a big-footed chipmunk or squirrel that came bounding by my stand!

When it was good daylight, and I had been sitting for an hour or so, something magical happened. To my right, up the trail toward the old schoolhouse, and not over a hundred feet away, two does just appeared. How do they do that? I was watching and listening but they still snuck up on me!

They started ambling down the trail toward me. They would stop, look around, nibble buds from limbs, flip their tails and continue on toward me. Now, in this era of time, the only time you could shoot does (or antlerless deer) was the last day of the season, which was a Sunday. Shooting an illegal deer would have violated LRCAIOMAYIDDD so ALL I could do was was sit as still as I could and watch! They kept getting closer and closer... Finally, they were right in front of me! Within ten feet! To this day, I do not know HOW they didn't see me or smell me! They passed by and continued slowly feeding their way down the old trail and out of sight.

Within a few minutes, after they went out of sight, the adrenaline rush was over and the sweat began to cool in the morning cold and I started shivering and shaking! This continued for quite awhile until the sun began to shine full on me... then I got warm and sleepy. I watched, dozed, listened until I caught sight of Dad working his way up through the timber toward me.

Of course, his first question was; "See anything?" And that's when I stepped into that mysterious position of being (somewhat) an equal with my old Dad. I had my own "Deer Story" to tell!

Brother Mac

There used to be a small scraggly blackjack tree in the southeast corner of the Junction Hill Pentecostal Church parking lot. And sometimes of a Sunday evening, when I pull up into the parking lot, it seems there ought to be an old, green, late 40's model, Chevy truck, parked facing south under that tree. That truck belonged to W. Chester "Chet" McDowell or as we respectfully called him, "Brother Mac".

This is the only quality picture that I could locate of "Brother Mac". I found an email of one of his relatives on the Findagrave.com website and she sent me this photo from a newspaper article. Thank you Leilani Mcdowell for responding and sending me this picture!

Chester McDowell hadn't always been a church goin' man. As a matter of fact, his spiritual awakening came rather late in life. If I have it figured right, it was somewhere around 1959-1960 when he was in his middle fifties.*  As told by Rev. Harold Essary, Brother Mac showed up one day on the doorstep of the **Victoria Mission Church parsonage. He had been drinking and had "ambeer" or tobacco juice running out of both sides of his mouth and down into his beard. Brother Harold brought him into the living room and proceeded to ask him what he needed. Chester informed Brother Harold that he wanted to "get saved". To parlance this phrase, Brother Chet wanted to repent of his sins, receive salvation, receive Christ... be "Born Again". And that is exactly what happened! This big, rough, bearded, old reprobate was adopted into the family of God! According to Brother Harold, this was quite the spectacle to behold, especially for the Essary children!

When Brother Mac appeared at the next service, not only had the inside man been cleaned up, but the outside also. He was scrubbed to a fare-thee-well, had on clean clothes and instead of washing the ambeer out of his beard, he had just shaved it off! Right from the start, he was faithful to church and sat right on the front row.

When Brother Essary left Victoria Mission and plans were underway to build a new church, Brother Mac had a visit with him. Brother Mac lived on eighty acres west of Victoria Mission and since he no longer farmed or pastured it, he had a proposition for the new church project. He would sell seventy of the eighty acres, keeping ten acres including his house. With the money from the sale of land, he would buy land for the new church and pay for the fencing around it. This was certainly acceptable to Brother Harold and the church, so the land was sold and property purchased from Leo Nolte at Junction Hill. As I sit here and type this out, I get tears in my eyes, thinking of the reward that Brother Mac is STILL receiving in Heaven because he had a vision and a generous heart!

When I remember Brother Mac, he was up in years. He still drove to church, sat on the front pew on the right side of the sanctuary and clapped to the music with a slow (out of time!) rhythm. Did I mention that he sat on the front pew on the righthand side? Yes, that was His place! If someone visiting happened to take his hallowed place, it took him a couple of service to get over it! He would sit farther back and "pout" but eventually "get over it" and all was well again.

One of Brother Mac's unique talents was whittling and wood carving. He had a little building just west of his house that he used for his hobby. Most everyone in the church was at one time or another, a recipient of one of his crafts. It seems the most popular one by far was a little fan. It was carved out of a single piece of wood, with separate "fins" and a little handle with a hand carved chain attached. The fins were sewn together with a neat stitch and also sewn at the base of the handle. The ends of the fins were carved with a decorative pattern. I had one of these fans years ago but like a lot of things that you don't think are too important in your childhood, it was lost. The picture below is of one that was given to my sister-in-law, Lisa Riggs. It doesn't have the little chain on the handle but the rest is like I just described.

When you ask any of the children that were around when Brother Mac was alive "What do you remember most about him?". Almost invariably the answer is "He handed out candy to us kids!" When the kids from the area churches would visit, they always would make their way to the "Candy Man". We never called him that but perhaps they didn't know his real name. My Mom told about Brother Mac giving my brother Ralph a piece of candy one day, and he got choked on it. Mom slapped around on Ralph, stuck her finger down his goozle and finally dislodged the..."Lifesaver". Brother Mac was looking on and commented in his gruff way, "Well, he could still breath cause that Lifesaver had a hole in it..." That was just Brother Mac!

One day Brother Mac came to Brother Essary with a scripture he had read. The verse was Genesis 2:18 and this was the part that caught his attention; "It is not good for man to be alone." Brother Mac was a lifelong bachelor but figured since he was now a Christian, he should follow the scripture commands...and get married! I don't think Brother Essary was too keen on the idea and tried to talk him out of it. But evidently, Brother Mac had already been spying out the land because it wasn't but a few weeks and he had found "Birdie". Brother Harold married them (very hesitantly) and for awhile they lived in wedded bliss. But sadly, it didn't last too long. In just a few months, they separated and divorced. Brother Mac kept coming to church and didn't lose his faith over the whole ordeal.

When Brother Mac passed away, one of his funeral requests was quite unusual.

Every Sunday at Junction Hill, we had (and still have) the "Booster Band". All the children from walking age to seven or eight years old, would line up by the altars (boys on one side, girls on the other) and someone would lead them in simple children's songs. It started with; "We are the Gospel Booster Band. We come to you each Sunday Morn. We extend to you a welcome hand! So won't you come and join our Gospel Booster Band! We're gonna fight! fight! fight! all sinfulness. Until we prove to you our usefulness. Were gonna push the De-vil in his grave! In his Grave! and Shout! Shout! Shout!" There were other songs like "Root Them Out", "I'd rather be a little thing climbing up (than a big thing tumbling down!)" and the old standard "Jesus Love Me".

The Booster Band was the highlight of Brother Mac's life. He would smile and clap and for a few brief minutes, perhaps become a child again... So...At his funeral, all of the children that could (myself included even though I was ten) lined up in front of the casket, and sang Booster Band songs! It seemed to fit just right...

Brother Mac has been gone for well over forty years, and most folks, even at Junction Hill, do not remember him. But I hope this little blog post gives someone a little more information and appreciation for the "Un-sung Heroes" of our church. I am a blessed man to have the memories that I do of Chester "Chet" "Brother Mac" McDowell.

*All of my information is from conversations through the years with the first Pastor of the Junction Hill Pentecostal Church, Rev. Harold Essary. With memory being the fickle thing it is, feel free to comment with your memories and I will make corrections as necessary.

**One other thing. Brother Essary pastored the Victoria Mission Church at Cull from 1959 until he was asked to leave in 1963. It was then that he and most of the congregation left to form the Junction Hill Church.

Joy Barnett Collins kept the little fan that she received from Brother Mac. It is shown in the picture above with the little ring carved at the end of the handle.

If anyone else has a "Brother Mac" fan, send me a picture and I'll add it to this post. thebigparson@gmail.com